Anarchist Candidate Results

Hank Phillips to Libertarian Party, August 7, 2020: “Letting idiots like the Mises Caucus, Spike and Das Boothead wreck the party is NOT the answer. Neither is whining.

Hank Phillips, August 14, 2020: “Yep. We could have let Jo choose a sane, competent and non-communist running mate to give the Kleptocracy cause to shudder in its jackboots. But noooooooooo. The senile Mises to Pieces caucus had to saddle us with that f*cking nitwit! This is your doing. The State and county LPs are doing great work in spite of your backstabbing. Now the identical communo-fascist factions are fielding decrepit geezers on platforms of prohibitionism and asset forfeiture. And why not? It’s not like they have US to worry about anymore.

August 18: Message received…. but whoever stuck you with Spike the commmunist anarchist precluded my adding financial contributions of the sort I sent Gary’s Campaign. 
September 2: Unfortunately, I will not send money to the national campaign until after Spike is Raptured to that great communist anarchist concentration camp in the Sky or falls under the wheels of a speeding bus.  But do lemme know if that happens. 
Jo, your message should stress that LP votes pack persistent law-changing clout that puts pressure on the entrenched looters to repeal bad laws. Furthermore, that spoiler vote pressure is leveraged, so that the folks suckered or frightened into voting for coercion dilute the effective power of their votes—their wasted votes. This is explained in detail in “the case for voting Libertarian” …Steve, If Spike the communist anarchist weren’t on the ticket, you’d already have what you want. I’m supporting other LP campaigns. Ain’t competition grand?
September 10: Army of God infiltrators pressured the platform committee to remove the Roe v Wade language that was in the 1972 and 1976 platforms and replace it with the cowardly straddle that drives women voters away. As long as there is drug prohibition vetted by medical profession cartel licensees, women surprised by unwanted pregnancy cannot after taxes afford even the simplest procedures. Restore the plank and worried women will again give a damn whether the LP lives or dies—and express that with donations.
September 17: After Thomas Knapp suckered the platform committee into sabotaging the 2016 platform, every terrified conservative on Youtube and other media hollers “open borders” to prove Jo is an anarchist communist infiltrator. This is unfair when the real anarchist communist infiltrators are Knapp, Vermin and his Boy Wonder Cohen. I do not know how to fix that.
September 24 to Dan Fishman: My dues are only due again in 7 weeks and I have been contributing to the Dallas County LP as the only one I’m really proud of. 
September 29: There ya go. Rub that communist anarchist infiltrator into everyone’s faces until the LP is back down to the percentage the Child Molester planks brought us in 1988-92. To help the LP you should resign and rejoin CPUSA. Brainless n Boothead is copying Wavy Gravy and Pat Poulsen. 

September 30: Show me Spikey Pinhead resigned, replaced by an actual libertarian candidate. Until then, local parties only for me, the Mises Caucus Anarchistas for you. (…) But the LP sure had a good thing going before those open borders, uninspected entry anarchists infiltrated the platform committee via misdirection approval voting. Putting one on the top ticket to ruin Jo’s campaign was the height of idiocy. How can we look people in the eye and say the LP is not as stupid as the looter parties who at least had sense enough to not put a communist anarchist up for VP. Even the voters who wanted jihadists and infected cattle swarming across the border draw the line at amok anarchist communists. 
October 16: It getting Jo votes really mattered to you, Jeremy the communist infiltrator would NOT be on the ticket. 
October 19: I’ll be donating some more to the Dallas LP, count on it. I am glad Spike hasn’t completely ruined Jo’s campaign. Then again, my calculations call for her to get 13% on the logistics curve, which allowing for population growth (world pop has DOUBLED since we and the pill halved the second derivative) is 27 million votes. 
October 20, reply to LP Canada: Dear Coreen, 1. I am in Brazil and cannot collect signatures for Canada 2. Your people told me it’s illegal for me to send money, and I haven’t much in any case. 
Oct 30 to Joe Bishop-Henchman: Dear Sleepy Joe, You STILL don’t get it. You imagine we are an employment service for politicians, rather than a freedom shield that keeps bad laws from killing people and wrecking the economy. UNEMPLOYED politicians—the ba*stards voters are able to turn out thanks to our spoiler votes—are the ones who will convince the Looter National Committees to change platform planks and repeal cruel laws. Winning is getting enough spoiler votes to make looters lose and change their lawsWinning is increasing freedom, NOT political jobs for the boys. We WIN most elections. Getting Libertarians elected is good, and will hasten the process, but how many Prohibition Party politicians are in office right now? All kinds of substances are illegal. When was the last time you saw a Socialist Party officeholder? All kinds of taxes are still collected and regulations extorted. Their principles survived the parties that acted as vectors. They have NOBODY in office, yet their victory—getting their planks enacted as law—persists. 
November 3 election day in Travis County, Spike “Beethead” Cohen dragged Jo Jorgensen’s vote total to the LOWEST for any of the Libertarians on the ballot. 

Having a communist anarchist running mate put Jo Jorgensen in LAST place

Oh, and that was when we STILL HAD Libertarians on ballots in 50 States! 

ONE communist anarchist candidate cost us ballot access in 20 states!


Monteiro Lobato wrote a pro-American book bristling with eugenics and endorsements of Prohibition in 1926. Here is the science fiction story of the U.S. presidential election of the year 2228, translated into English by J Henry Phillips. (link)

For more on how Republican prohibitionism crushed the U.S. economy and brought on the Great Depression, why not download Prohibition and The Crash–Cause and Effect in 1929? The book is live in two languages on Amazon Kindle and you can read it on a cellphone for the cost of a craft pint at a pub.

cause and effect

Brazilian blog (link)

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