Prayer and Abstinence

crumbygodDoes it make sense to depend on a bunch of politicians to make toddlers pray in government schools? Has begging the government to jail doctors forced godless Jezebels to raise the children of nice Christian boys? Have the armed agents of czarist prohibitionism done away with pagan rituals enhanced by entheogens? Have depressions, mass bankruptcies and flash crashes been worth the asset-forfeiture sharing for Christ? Herbert Hoover and Donald Trump never touched liquor, so does that make them equally qualified presidential prohibitionists?

If the answer to these questions is no, perhaps you should take personal responsibility for convincing Almighty God to tweak human nature ever so slightly. There is nothing wrong with eliminating middlemen and going straight to the source of all Truth and Power. Your own answers should by now have moved you not to waste any more time, effort or treasure on craven and ineffective go-betweens. In the Good Book, it is The Lord himself who, in righteous wrath smites, crushes, consumes as stubble and dashes in pieces the disobedient.

15:6 Thy right hand, O LORD, is become glorious in power: thy right hand, O LORD, hath dashed in pieces the enemy.

Does not The Bible say that it is up to the LORD to Make America Great Again, with no help or interference? Human meddling, judging by results, only gets in the way!

32:9 And the LORD said unto Moses, I have seen this people, and, behold, it is a stiffnecked people: 32:10 Now therefore let me alone, that my wrath may wax hot against them, and that I may consume them: and I will make of thee a great nation.

Does it bother you that barbaric infidels like Gary Johnson eat of the Burning Bush? The DEA just stands there but GOD smites with WMD!

11:33 And while the flesh was yet between their teeth, ere it was chewed, the wrath of the LORD was kindled against the people, and the LORD smote the people with a very great plague.

Are you tired of foreigners coming to These States to feast in plenty while the INS and DHS just stand there? Behold that GOD personally deported or smote interlopers long before politicians lured you out of His Church and into the Polls of Secular Democracy:

29:28 And the LORD rooted them out of their land in anger, and in wrath, and in great indignation, and cast them into another land, as it is this day.
29:33 And they shall eat those things wherewith the atonement was made, to consecrate and to sanctify them: but a stranger shall not eat thereof, because they are holy.
22:10 There shall no stranger eat of the holy thing: a sojourner of the priest, or an hired servant, shall not eat of the holy thing.
18:7 Therefore thou and thy sons with thee shall keep your priest’s office for everything of the altar, and within the vail; and ye shall serve: I have given your priest’s office unto you as a service of gift: and the stranger that cometh nigh shall be put to death.

So if The Political State refuses to mete out the punishment you consider just, you have only your meddling self to blame:

32:20 And He said, I will hide my face from them, I will see what their end shall be: for they are a very froward generation, children in whom is no faith.
32:21 They have moved me to jealousy with that which is not God; they have provoked me to anger with their vanities: and I will move them to jealousy with those which are not a people; I will provoke them to anger with a foolish nation.
32:22 For a fire is kindled in Mine anger, and shall burn unto the lowest hell, and shall consume the earth with her increase, and set on fire the foundations of the mountains.
32:23 I will heap mischiefs upon them; I will spend mine arrows upon them.

So turn your backs on the Orange-Haired False Antichoice. Repent your froward impertinence and Abstain from voting. Pray that the Lord shall again reveal His face to thee. Accursed are they who prophesy falsely that to turn from the False Antichoice is to cast your vote for the Jezebel who comes a whoring after the gods of the strangers of the land. The Torch of Liberty is passed to a new generation, educated in this century, tempered by Cold War, challenged by another hard and bitter cult of fanatical superstition, proud of our ancient heritage–and unwilling to witness or permit the slow undoing of those individual rights to which this nation has always been committed.

Thanks to Scott Adams for suggesting this productive approach to political change.


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