Grateful Republicans named wealthy donor Teddy Roosevelt New York’s Police Commissioner, but soon regretted it. Even before the Comstock years, prohibition cranks exploited every niche into which the entering wedge of deadly compulsion could be driven. The Sunday closing of saloons had been enacted by Bryanist Dems of the People’s Party persuasion allied with Prohibition Party regulars back when there was overlap. Tammany Dems used it as a stick to selectively close down saloons whose owners were uncooperative. But Roosevelt saw this as THE law of the land, to be enforced at all hazards. Soon everyone–from the Tammany bosses down to street urchin entrepreneurs rushing growlers of beer from bucketshops to all and sundry–hated his guts.
Christened Teedy Rosenfeld by fictional bartender Mr Dooley, Roosevelt remained a clueless but opinionated toff, cashfully blundering into political posts and spouting homilies. Elevated to the presidency by a communist anarchist assassin, Roosevelt became a fountain of instructions on the White Woman’s burden and the eugenic wisdom of the times.(link) Drawn dryward in its efforts to lure away Prohibition Party spoiler votes, the GOP became less and less Germanic toward tippling, sniffing of catarrh cures and high-volume dumping of refined opiates on primitive colonial peoples with imperfect regard to protectionist bounds and gentlemen’s agreements. America responded by poisoning industrial alcohol with methanol and wrecking the economy with a “Pure” Drug and Food law to impress Chinese emperor-minions into calling off the boycott of our goods. Tammany Democrats and liberal republicans stung by the Panic of 1907 were appalled by the prospect of that autocratic madman mounting another attack on “predatory men of wealth.”
Tammany Senator Thomas F Grady of New York in October 1907 moaned “I fear he will run.”–this despite TRs throwaway statement of 1904 that he would not run again. Grady considered Roosevelt unbeatable.(link) TR had enraged Filipinos into armed insurrection, promised women unending Comstockist enslavement, betrayed Colombia, encouraged Chinese insurrectionists, angered the Japanese, horrified free marketeers, kept blacks subservient and put their sons in uniform and guns as our colonial big stick. Worst of all, he’d pulled pelf, boodle, graft and government jobs away from the Democrats! Dems would pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe to keep Roosevelt from accepting the Republican nomination. A way was found to snub the hunter of game and elect his pal and buddy Taft. Teddy was afterward drawn into running on a Fabian-style progressive ticket pushing toothy ideas that sounded wonderful to Germans then and Republicans now.
The Progressive “Bull Moose” outfit darkly disavowed the corrupt interests, the invisible deep state in its unholy alliance, and sought to forge a new power to give effect to their WILL in laws and institutions. It promised to amend the constitution as needed, and even hinted at letting women vote–but NOT read or write anything about birth control, much less work nights. Social and industrial justice were promised and the “system of social insurance” with “equitable retirement law”actually found its way into Hitler’s socialist platform in 1920. Quarantine could be racially interpreted, uppity trusts might be crushed underfoot and currency should be fully nationalized. Even the first of the Jones laws got a plug in, whereas tariffs would be protective, but not excessively so, especially since an income tax straight out of Karl Marx would obviate the need. Limitation treaties were blessed and good, nevermind the Second Amendment, and stock market crashes, banking panics and lengthy recessions were the result–not of government prohibitions on production and trade–but stock-market swindlers! Drug and liquor bans were pointedly unmentioned as not conducive to the success of the dry democratic Governor critical of Atlantic City laissez-faire. The trick worked, republicans split into fanatical versus practical factions and Woodrow Wilson took office, wielded the communist income tax, throttled the accursed Hun and vetoed the prohibition law.
Today’s Dems face a similar challenge. The Klan, formerly theirs, now backs Trump, alongside predatory prohibitionist agencies and televangelist girl bulliers. The Alabama Anschluss Libertarian Party has become the likely tool of MAGA Trumpanzees for a competing split from less godly RINO republicans. As a sort of anarco-Fabian party they could run a revenge campaign to punish deserters. Democrats can bet Joe Biden won’t suddenly freeze up like his Anti-Drug-Abuse-Law buddy Mitch, or drop dead like Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg–who refused to retire at 87 and got replaced by Mutterkreuz Mom. Drawing to an inside straight has worked in the past–just NOT very often.
One candidate has offered to save the democrats from senile dementia and Donald Trump. Robert Kennedy Jr has declared his willingness to sign a bill decriminalizing all Grateful Dead and Woodstock Nation psychedelics.(link) Hillary Clinton broke wind in the general direction of any such suggestion and was soundly beaten thanks to 4 million pro-choice, pro-repeal Libertarian votes rendering a new deal in 13 States. He has also played the Bull Moose card and Democrats must now make a choice. I am not endorsing RFK Jr and would never vote for his or any other looter party. But Americans face a choice between two admittedly regrettable yet clearly distinguishable post-election scenarios: one where you got a functional Democratic president whose party wants to outlaw gasoline, coal and nuclear electricity, and the other where you got that puppet of televangelist zealots who want to bring back economy-wrecking Hoover-Anslinger Prohibition and through Comstockism outlaw ALL birth control and increase the death rate among pregnant women.
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